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  • Just A Sec

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Thu Apr 13 10:48:09 2023
    A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"

    God said yes.

    The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"

    God said yes.

    The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"

    God said, "Sure, just a second."

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