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    From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to All on Sun Jun 25 00:06:46 2023
    ***MORE GREAT FACTS OF SCIENCE**WRITTEN BY DR. SY CHOSIS***

    Fact #1: Women who gain weight during pregnancy will give birth to naked babies.

    Fact #2: Babies who are born naked won't grow hair on the bottoms of
    their feet.

    Fact #3: Babies who don't grow hair on the bottoms of their feet won't grow hair in the palms of their hands.

    Fact #4: Babies who don't grow hair in the palms of their hands will
    eventually cry.

    Fact #5: Babies who cry will sometimes be hungry.

    Fact #6: Babies who are hungry will be either male or female.

    Fact #7: Female babies who grow up and become mothers will gain weight
    during pregnancy. (Refer to Fact #1).
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