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    From dbax@3:633/2744.195 to All on Sat Sep 6 17:17:50 2025
    What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How do trees get online? They just log on!

    ... ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A48 (Raspberry Pi/32)
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  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to dbax on Sun Sep 7 15:56:40 2025
    On 06 Sep 2025, dbax said the following...

    What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How do trees get online? They just log on!

    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

    ... I tried to catch fog this morning, but I mist.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2024/05/29 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to dbax on Mon Oct 6 09:22:20 2025
    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.


    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
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  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Fri Oct 10 09:28:26 2025
    George,

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.

    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.

    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".

    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags". <G>

    Daryl

    ... "But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
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