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  • All Hurricanes Are Now Female

    From Farley Flud@[email protected] to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 7 14:49:12 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    The "woke" movement eliminated the traditional practice of naming
    hurricanes using feminine names. To balance the genders masculine
    names were to alternate with feminine names.

    Well, woke is no more. Now all hurricanes will be named using
    female names.

    This is appropriate since hurricanes, like all stupid bitches,
    are wantonly unpredictable in their behavior.

    That is all.

    Carry on.
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  • From DFS@[email protected] to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Sat Mar 7 10:44:28 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 3/7/2026 9:49 AM, Lameass Larry Pietraskiewicz (aka Farley Flud) wrote:


    Now all hurricanes will be named using female names.

    Sez who?



    This is appropriate since hurricanes, like all stupid bitches,
    are wantonly unpredictable in their behavior.
    More Feebish misogynistic rage.

    You must've recently come across a good-looking female scientist whose accomplishments trounce your own extremely meager achievements in
    academia and science and technology.

    NOTHING makes you feel like more of a failure than young Goodbabe Ph.D.
    with a string of publications, memberships in academic societies,
    speaking engagements, professorship at a real school (not your dumdum "university"), journal referee, etc.

    She has everything you desperately want but can't have.

    Seethe. Cope.




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