• Re: Just Found Out My Son Is MAGA. How Can I Fix Him?

    From pothead@[email protected] to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.guns on Sat Jun 13 20:32:44 2026
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    On 2026-06-13, Phil Da' Lick <[email protected]> wrote:
    Question: I just found out that my son is a Trump supporter.
    I do not like this behavior of him. What should I do with him?

    Answer: Give him a free cell phone, free food, free medical and free lodging.
    Then at the end of each year give him 40% of your gross income.

    That way the sweet honey of handouts will turn him around back to being a liberal.

    This should get him to quit his job and get him back on the couch playing video games and taking bong hits like a good democrat should.

    Hope this helps.

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    https://patriots.win/p/1ASsryWsNl/i-just-found-out-my-son-is-a-tru/c

    Now *THAT* is hilarious!
    And so true to life.
    --
    pothead

    "Often imitated, never duplicated."

    "Socialism is the philosophy of failure,
    the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.
    It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery."

    -- Winston Churchill




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  • From Lissajous@[email protected] to comp.os.linux.advocacy,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,talk.politics.guns on Sat Jun 13 20:39:21 2026
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    Phil Da' Lick wrote:

    Question: I just found out that my son is a Trump supporter.
    I do not like this behavior of him. What should I do with him?


    That can't be fixed. You're gonna have to shoot him but it has a 100% success rate. People have even tried to shoot President Trump.
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