• Re: Epic's 'it's all for the developers' doesn't seem to be impressing the developers

    From Xocyll@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Feb 1 08:58:02 2026
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    Spalls Hurgenson <[email protected]> looked up from reading the entrails of the porn spammer to utter "The Augury is good, the signs
    say:


    On a related note:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXqJejlFp6k
    <snip>
    As the video points out, Epic makes loud claims about how Steam is a >monopoly. But Epic has close to 300 million users (a significant
    portion of the PC gaming market) and almost none of them choose to
    spend their money on EGS. Despite what Epic CEO Tim Sweeny says, there
    /is/ a lot of choice in the PC gaming market-space: Steam, GOG, Epic,
    XBox Gamepass, EA, UPlay, etc. Steam gets all the sales because they
    put the time, the money and the effort into giving customers what they
    want. If Steam dominates the market, it's not because it is an
    unassailable monopoly but because they are the better choice for
    gamers--- and, because of that, for developers too.


    I'm reminded of the release of that Kanye album where he "broke the
    internet", when the truth was that he went with a new rival to iTunes,
    who, trying to deal with the FOMO-Fans rushing to get the album
    immediately, promptly crashed under the load.

    They charged less, and they delivered less.

    Steam vs Epic, is like say Uber picking you up in a Ferrari, and some
    nameless Rival charging half as much and picking you up in a Tata Nano.

    The price is half as much, but the drive experience is 1/100th as much,
    so there's no value for money despite the cheapness.

    Almost no one is going to go for that, no matter how much you advertise
    your cheapness.

    70% of 100,000 sales is still a lot more than 85% of 1,000.

    Basic economics. Methinks Tim does not understand that at all.


    Oh and having listened to the video, I don't think it's AI reading it,
    the reader actually pronounces words properly for the context, and
    follows punctuation pauses and stops and says sentences in a normal way
    with normal cadence.

    I've listened to a bunch of HOA horror stories, HFY and revenge tales on Youtube and the AI is hilariously bad at words with multiple
    pronunciations depending on context - always gets it wrong.

    Like the job interviewee with his res-ume, or the man with his
    rhymes-with-cow, bow tie and the weird pauses mid sentence and sudden
    reading of the second half and part of the next sentence run together,
    or the pronouncing punctuation - one of those AIs always does ". As"
    the end of one sentence and start of the next, as "dot a s", has a T, E,
    D, talk and so on.

    This was just someone with a boring, droning voice reading the script,
    just as we'd have heard 10 or 20 years ago.

    I've heard similar droning voices in people who do STO videos, just in
    love with the sound of their own voices with no observable reason why so
    you get 8 minutes of info spread over an hour and a half.

    Xocyll
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Wed Feb 4 10:47:15 2026
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    Speaking of Epic Game Store:

    [and I know, I'm really the only one speaking about it...
    but I find the whole thing so /fascinating/. Here's Epic,
    with decades of game's development and oodles of market
    research and billions of dollars, with a self-set goal
    of out-doing Steam... and yet they produce the world's
    worst launcher and do nothing to improve it despite
    everyone telling them exactly what they need to improve
    it. It's a baffling amount of incompetence that I can't
    help but marvel at! Hence the constant posts. ;-)]


    But Epic has announced that their EGS client will be getting an
    overhaul.* Will they finally create a viable competitor to Steam,
    making it feature-comparable?

    Well, you tell me... because the features they are adding is 'cross
    platform text chat', and adding player profiles and avatars! And maybe
    later in the year, EGS will be getting voice chat!

    Also, good news for third-party developers: if you sell games on EGS,
    you'll be able to start selling "Fortnite" cosmetics, as well as
    avatars for player's EGS profiles! (Please ignore that fact that even
    Epic has reported that Fortnite has peaked and is slowly declining in popularity. It's very important to get your Fortnite cosmetics ;-)

    You know, assuming any of this stuff actually gets developed. It
    doesn't exist yet. It's just an announcement, not an actual release.

    No news on adding a workshop, VR support, an equivalent to Steam
    Input, family sharing, proper screenshot and streaming support,
    forums, user reviews or anything like that. But who wants any of that
    when you can get profiles and funny hats in Fortnite?!?






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    * announcement here https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/news/epic-games-store-2025-year-in-review


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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Fri Feb 27 11:20:58 2026
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    On a related note:
    (related in the sense I get to bash Epic again. C'mon, it's a fun
    hobby!)

    Apparently Epic has deleted their roadmap for the product development
    of their Epic Game client. Or at least so claims some random person on
    Reddit*

    I mean, who knows what that really means. Maybe they just don't want
    to use Treo to share the roadmap. But given how the client has been in
    the news recently and even Epic recognizes that it's bad, you'd think
    they'd be careful about mis-steps like this.

    Maybe they borrowed the GOG marketing team? ;-)





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    * trustworthy? Who knows. But I've got a hobby! ;-) https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1rfbx18/epic_has_deleted_its_entire_epic_games_store/
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