• FREE GAME: Turnip Boy Robs A Bank [EPIC]

    From Spalls Hurgenson@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Mar 5 11:14:10 2026
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    Free game. Epic. Thursday. Yadda yadda. I can't even pretend to
    surprise you with the game, because it says right there in the subject
    line. This introductory paragraph servers no purpose. ;-)


    * Turnip Boy Robs A Bank https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/turnip-boy-robs-a-bank-3fae0e
    It's an ugly Indie shooter. I mean, I guess some people like
    it; it has an "overwhelmingly positive" on its Steam reviews...
    but I just don't see the appeal and am not inclined to find
    out. If you like it, great, but this is just another awful
    freebie Epic is giving away that I'll probably take anyway
    because The Number demands it of me. But hell if I'm ever
    going to play it.


    Also, there's an equally awful expansion to a terrible free-to-play
    D&D game on tap as well.

    Seven days until we get something new. Will it be any better? Probably
    not. But it'll be different.



    (I'm feeling grumpy today, can you tell? ;-)


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  • From ant@[email protected] (Ant) to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Mar 5 16:18:14 2026
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    Thanks and passed.


    Spalls Hurgenson <[email protected]> wrote:

    Free game. Epic. Thursday. Yadda yadda. I can't even pretend to
    surprise you with the game, because it says right there in the subject
    line. This introductory paragraph servers no purpose. ;-)


    * Turnip Boy Robs A Bank https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/turnip-boy-robs-a-bank-3fae0e
    It's an ugly Indie shooter. I mean, I guess some people like
    it; it has an "overwhelmingly positive" on its Steam reviews...
    but I just don't see the appeal and am not inclined to find
    out. If you like it, great, but this is just another awful
    freebie Epic is giving away that I'll probably take anyway
    because The Number demands it of me. But hell if I'm ever
    going to play it.


    Also, there's an equally awful expansion to a terrible free-to-play
    D&D game on tap as well.

    Seven days until we get something new. Will it be any better? Probably
    not. But it'll be different.



    (I'm feeling grumpy today, can you tell? ;-)
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  • From Dimensional Traveler@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Thu Mar 5 17:25:47 2026
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    On 3/5/2026 8:14 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    Free game. Epic. Thursday. Yadda yadda. I can't even pretend to
    surprise you with the game, because it says right there in the subject
    line. This introductory paragraph servers no purpose. ;-)

    It occupied you and kept you out of trouble for the 5 seconds it took to write.
    --
    I've done good in this world. Now I'm tired and just want to be a cranky
    dirty old man.
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  • From Justisaur@[email protected] to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Fri Mar 6 06:26:45 2026
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    On 3/5/2026 8:14 AM, Spalls Hurgenson wrote:

    Free game. Epic. Thursday. Yadda yadda. I can't even pretend to
    surprise you with the game, because it says right there in the subject
    line. This introductory paragraph servers no purpose. ;-)


    * Turnip Boy Robs A Bank https://store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/turnip-boy-robs-a-bank-3fae0e
    It's an ugly Indie shooter. I mean, I guess some people like
    it; it has an "overwhelmingly positive" on its Steam reviews...
    but I just don't see the appeal and am not inclined to find
    out. If you like it, great, but this is just another awful
    freebie Epic is giving away that I'll probably take anyway
    because The Number demands it of me. But hell if I'm ever
    going to play it.


    Turnip Boy wasn't bad for a original zelda type game I guess. not really
    my cuppa and don't think I finished it. A different genre this time I
    guess. I picked it up. I'll probably give it a try, stick with it,
    probably not.


    Also, there's an equally awful expansion to a terrible free-to-play
    D&D game on tap as well.

    That I'm not touching.

    Seven days until we get something new. Will it be any better? Probably
    not. But it'll be different.

    Probably not indeed.


    (I'm feeling grumpy today, can you tell? ;-)



    Not really as judged against your usual dissing of most games. :)
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