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So is it true that your nick was Little Beaver"?
How about this other disturbing comments?

You seem to be a pussy whipped cuck.

Are they true as well?


<https://alt.fan.rush-
limbaugh.narkive.com/oa25bMUc/little-beaver-chris-
ahlstrom-the-secret-files>

"The bro Chris Ahlstrom seems to have some serious mental,
behavioral issues.
I do wonder if Chris Ahlstrom is a snit sock though.
Both are dumb as a loaf of bread.
Make sure to read the entire thread including the replies. <https://groups.google.com/g/comp.os.linux.advocacy/c/mZN4 u6SM-7U/m/OSygqWzSCgAJ>

He seems to enjoy wiping pee pees so tread lightly.

"Everything you always wanted to know about Christopher
John Ahlstrom
but were afraid to ask"

==========================================================
===============
Is he really pussy-whipped?
Yes

"My wife used to dole out my weekly allowance, $20, and
then quiz me
about where I spent it, as she didn't expect me to buy
snacks and such.
She's a lot more tolerant now, and it took years of
resistance. I can
buy a $120 UPS when I need to."

----------------------------------------------------------
---

Q. "How much does a Mac with the same specs cost?"

Ahlstrom reply: "About three months worth of grovelling
and whining,
'But honey!!!!!'"

----------------------------------------------------------
---

"As I said, after 30 years of marriage to a woman who is
not only far
more ethical than these trolls, but more intelligent and
witty, and
funny, and fun to be with, and -- get this -- probably
physically
*stronger* than any of these trolls, we've come to quite a
sound
agreement about things."

==========================================================
===============
Does he really talk about pee-pees?
Yes

"I am not worthy to wipe your pee-pee <grin>"

"Bailiff! Whack his pee-pee!"

==========================================================
===============
Does he really giggle like a schoolgirl?
Yes

"Anyway, don't look a gift penguin in the mouth
<grin> <tee hee> <giggle>..."

"Oh my! <giggle>"

"Men giggle, too"

"I can't help giggling when DFS craps himself in public."

"How do we know /you/ aren't trolling? <giggle>"

"(Inane giggling issues forth from the Linonut.)"

"And here was the exchange <giggle>"

""Sound" advice, eh? <giggle>"

==========================================================
===============
Is he really 57 and still immature?
Yes

"I refuse to grow up"

"Man I love Mad magazine"

uses "Billy Butt-Crust" to refer to Bill Gates

laughs at a dongle on a laptop as if it's "exposing
itself"

"If at first you don't suck seed, keep on suckin' 'til you
do suck seed"
==========================================================
===============
Is he really an outrageous hypocrite?
Yes. One of the worst.

"Windows is garbage", "Microsoft is evil", then he turns
around and
develops only proprietary Microsoft\Windows code for 20+
years

"I've never bought anything but Windows laptops. For years
now."

==========================================================
===============
Is he really a pretentious douchebag?
In the extreme

reads cola with an online thesaurus open and uses big or
obscure words
like amanuensis, lagniappe, ratiocination and
stultiloquence

subscribes to New Yorker magazine

==========================================================
===============
Is he really a physically small dweeb?
Yes

He and wife drove Honda Fit, Toyota Yaris, and Ford Fiesta
autos

==========================================================
===============
Does he really admire Richard Stallman?
Yes, very much.

"It would be an honor to attend a party and converse with
him."

"I'm hoping my daughter is so motivated, forthright, and
socially
conscious."

==========================================================
===============
Is he really a blatant liar?
Yes.

Jul 9 2012: "Windows is garbage."
9 days later: "I don't lie, and I don't trash Windows"

"I wouldn't work for Microsoft for a billion dollars."
(but he'll
write Windows code for 20 years for a tiny fraction of
it?)

==========================================================
===============
Was he raised to be a wimp?
Yes

"I was not raised in a competitive environment, and I
would have wilted under Bill [Gates'] sarcasm."

==========================================================
===============
Is he still a pathetic wimp?
Yes

"Word forces you to make the same editing movements over
and over and
over and over and over, until your wrists hurt and your
nerves are on
edge from trying to move the mouse with pinpoint
accuracy."

==========================================================
===============
Does he really play soccer?
Yes

"I'm 55 and still holding my own on the soccer field with
people half my
age."

==========================================================
===============
Why did he use the creepy CB handle "Little Beaver"?

"Actually, it was my dad, who said that my friend and I,
who were
setting up traps in his cars, were 'little beavers busily
making
mischief, and they're going to be punished'.""
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On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote <[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be condemned
by all members.
--
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In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49�PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote <[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.


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On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote <[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>, [email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be condemned >> by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned
by all members.
--
It's impossible for someone who is at war with themselves to be at peace with you.
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Brock McNuggets <[email protected]> news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27
GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote <[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a
better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit? I ask because you've recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently.

Fucking troll. And hypocrite.
--
Liar, lawyer; mirror show me, what's the difference?
Kangaroo done hung the guilty with the innocent
Liar, lawyer; mirror for ya', what's the difference?
Kangaroo be stoned. He's guilty as the government

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On 2026-04-17 10:10 p.m., Gremlin wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]> news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27
GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a
better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit? I ask because you've recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently.

Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

I repeat: awesome memory.
--
CrudeSausage
M4 MacBook Air
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Gremlin <[email protected]> wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]> news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27
GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit?

When they’ve recently harassed my kids and have spent over 20 years
stalking me and harassing my employers, clients, co-workers and others —
they can choke on a bone and die. No regrets saying it.

I ask because you've
recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently.

Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

Nothing hypocritical at all — but you’ve always had trouble with context and understanding the value of truth.
--
Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
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On 2026-04-18 12:00 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

Gremlin <[email protected]> wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]>
news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27
GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a
better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit?

When they’ve recently harassed my kids and have spent over 20 years stalking me and harassing my employers, clients, co-workers and others — they can choke on a bone and die. No regrets saying it.

Admittedly, your personal life has nothing to do with what you do here
on Usenet. It is regrettable that people have gone to extra lengths to
punish you for being such an obnoxious human being.

I ask because you've
recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one
specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what >> is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently. >>
Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

Nothing hypocritical at all — but you’ve always had trouble with context and understanding the value of truth.

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to
that they said something they never actually said.
--
CrudeSausage
M4 MacBook Air
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CrudeSausage wrote:

Brock McNuggets wrote:

Nothing hypocritical at all � but you�ve always had trouble with context
and understanding the value of truth.

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to
that they said something they never actually said.

s/guy/thing/
s/he/it/
--
"Why would you want Linux to work like a Mac? Do you think how macOS
handles things is the only good way? Just seems bizarre to me." -
some thing, shamelessly dishonest
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CrudeSausage <[email protected]> wrote:

On 2026-04-18 12:00 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

Gremlin <[email protected]> wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]>
news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27 >>> GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be >>>>>> condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be
condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a
better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit?

When they’ve recently harassed my kids and have spent over 20 years
stalking me and harassing my employers, clients, co-workers and others — >> they can choke on a bone and die. No regrets saying it.

Admittedly, your personal life has nothing to do with what you do here
on Usenet. It is regrettable that people have gone to extra lengths to punish you for being such an obnoxious human being.

I ask because you've
recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one >>> specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what
is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently. >>>
Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

Nothing hypocritical at all — but you’ve always had trouble with context >> and understanding the value of truth.

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to
that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?
--
Personal attacks from those who troll show their own insecurity. They
cannot use reason to show the message to be wrong so they try to feel
somehow superior by attacking the messenger.

They cling to their attacks and ignore the message time and time again.
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On 2026-04-20 12:02 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

CrudeSausage <[email protected]> wrote:

On 2026-04-18 12:00 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

Gremlin <[email protected]> wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]>
news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026 01:12:27 >>>> GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be >>>>>>> condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in
the first place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should be >>>>> condemned
by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be a >>>> better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit?

When they’ve recently harassed my kids and have spent over 20 years
stalking me and harassing my employers, clients, co-workers and others — >>> they can choke on a bone and die. No regrets saying it.

Admittedly, your personal life has nothing to do with what you do here
on Usenet. It is regrettable that people have gone to extra lengths to
punish you for being such an obnoxious human being.

I ask because you've
recently written such things in alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one >>>> specific poster, but, I digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what
is/isn't filth or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently.

Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

Nothing hypocritical at all — but you’ve always had trouble with context
and understanding the value of truth.

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to
that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?

Piss off, Michael.
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M4 MacBook Air
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On Mon, 20 Apr 2026 09:06:07 -0400, CrudeSausage wrote:

On 2026-04-20 12:02 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

CrudeSausage <[email protected]> wrote:

On 2026-04-18 12:00 a.m., Brock McNuggets wrote:

Gremlin <[email protected]> wrote:

Brock McNuggets <[email protected]>
news:69e2da7b$0$22$[email protected] Sat, 18 Apr 2026
01:12:27 GMT in comp.os.linux.advocacy, wrote:

On Apr 17, 2026 at 3:59:32 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

In article <69e2b3ef$0$24$[email protected]>,
[email protected] says...

On Apr 17, 2026 at 2:36:49 PM MST, "[email protected]" wrote
<[email protected]>:

This type filth has no place in any reasonable group and should >>>>>>>> be condemned by all members.

Then maybe the person who originally posted the messages,
Mr.(Miss?) Chris Ahlstrom shoud not have posted them in the first >>>>>>> place.

BTW, did you really rape some other person's underage GF?
DDG says you did.
You are a sicko.

This type of filth has no place in any reasonable group and should >>>>>> be condemned by all members.

Telling people they should unalive themselves and the world would be >>>>> a better place if they did - is appropriate then, Snit?

When they’ve recently harassed my kids and have spent over 20 years
stalking me and harassing my employers, clients, co-workers and
others — they can choke on a bone and die. No regrets saying it.

Admittedly, your personal life has nothing to do with what you do here
on Usenet. It is regrettable that people have gone to extra lengths to
punish you for being such an obnoxious human being.

I ask because you've recently written such things in
alt.computer.workshop. Mostly towards one specific poster, but, I
digress. I don't think you should be suggesting what is/isn't filth
or appropriate to post after writing what you have recently.

Fucking troll. And hypocrite.

Nothing hypocritical at all — but you’ve always had trouble with
context and understanding the value of truth.

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies
to that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?

Piss off, Michael.

It's best not to mention "piss" in the context of snit Michael Glasser.
The reason is, Michael Glasser has posted that one time he got so high on
his prescription drugs self made, home brew cocktail that he almost pissed
on his cat and thought he saw his eyeball fall out of it's socket and roll across the floor!

True.
--
Charlie Glock

"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms"
- Thomas Jefferson 1776

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CrudeSausage wrote:

some thing wrote:

CrudeSausage wrote:

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to
that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?

Piss off, Michael.

Here's one example of that thing's lies, and I have many more:

"My whole claim is that JPGs can and often do have EXIF data (but need
not to). [Peter K] claims I am wrong." - some thing, lying
shamelessly (but no one can quote it lying)

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On 2026-04-22 8:13 a.m., chrisv wrote:

CrudeSausage wrote:

some thing wrote:

CrudeSausage wrote:

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to >>>> that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?

Piss off, Michael.

Here's one example of that thing's lies, and I have many more:

"My whole claim is that JPGs can and often do have EXIF data (but need
not to). [Peter K] claims I am wrong." - some thing, lying
shamelessly (but no one can quote it lying)

What? I don't see anything there. It's almost as if the entire text
after "many more:" is invisible. The Snit Michael Glasser Prescott
Computer Guy curse is so powerful that it makes text impossible to see.
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CrudeSausage
M4 MacBook Air
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On Apr 22, 2026 at 5:13:40 AM MST, "chrisv" wrote <[email protected]>:

CrudeSausage wrote:

some thing wrote:

CrudeSausage wrote:

Says the guy who routinely ignores context to tell people he replies to >>>> that they said something they never actually said.

MID? Quote?

Piss off, Michael.

Here's one example of that thing's lies, and I have many more:

"My whole claim is that JPGs can and often do have EXIF data (but need
not to). [Peter K] claims I am wrong." - some thing, lying
shamelessly (but no one can quote it lying)

No MID. No context. No evidence of lying.

And no reason to bring up a LONG dead debate. LONG after that debate someone else, I forget who, solved the whole issue:

The jpg was uploaded to a service that removed EXIF but not for a few minutes. I grabbed it before it was removed.

But I stand by my point -- jpg files can and often do, but need not have, EXIF data.
--
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